I didn't even know how to write my name! "I wish I could have known About the view from halfway down" [BoJack gasps.]. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} So, I shouldn't be here. He's a spectacular man - Butler! As Butterscotch flicks his cigarette over the bridge, BoJack looks down and sees the swimming pool and his body, face down, floating, a mirror of the credits. Don’t fetishize your own sadness. Alone once again, and desperate to call Diane, BoJack … We don't need to compare apples to Auschwitzes. - What? - [Sarah Lynn.]. It’s the way it is, you know? Everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops. And now I'm running out of patience for you running your mouth. - What's happening? That's when I really got into philanthropy. - A lot. I broke into my house. - Shh. 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BJ! BoJack: Yeah, I agree. - Sit down, buddy. As they do so, they discuss their past regrets. - That life has meaning or purpose, that that if you check the right boxes and do the dance, then you get a little parting gift at the end, a framed certificate that says, "Congratulations, you've got peace. We fear what we can’t understand. Is it terrifying? This is it. I wouldn't have cared so much. No! I kinda think that all you are is just the things that you do.’ As the series approaches its end, I found the nine best deep quotes from the first five seasons to look back. - Hey! I didn't know then that enlisting would lead to my two worst parts. - Another question has arrived! “Loss is a collaborative art between the people who leave us and those who remain.” BoJack Horseman is the only show that would give Zach Braff this kind of line to say — a thesis statement for the episode and a poignant reminder of why it has such a unique place in the culture. So, if you could go back, do it again, what would you do different? - I Oh, you didn't miss a thing. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. Thank God, Diane. Everything must come to an end. - Kid's got the right idea. They don’t know what’s making that noise in the other room, so they call it a ghost and get scared. I don't know, I was just spitballing. Mystery of Diana. BoJack: I promise you I do! Directed by Amy Winfrey. ... character or scene. Diane: Yeah, you're right. 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Games have adopted this trick too. Son of Butterscotch and Beatrice! ._3Im6OD67aKo33nql4FpSp_{border:1px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetBorderColor);border-radius:5px 5px 4px 4px;overflow:visible;word-wrap:break-word;background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);padding:12px}.lnK0-OzG7nLFydTWuXGcY{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;padding-bottom:4px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-navIcon)} "I don’t think we’ve ever seen a game do some of the things we’re doing," one Frictional Games developer said. Golly, she's more coy than a coyote claiming a cottontail. It has to be because I sacrificed a ton, and I was freaking awesome. - What's the good in that? Diane from Bojack Horseman — ‘That's the thing. How to Write a Scary Story: 3 Keys for Frightful Scenes. I think - I think that was the best part. Press J to jump to the feed. But he liked it because it felt good, like I said! - Wha - BJ, where do you think you're going? Does she even like that kind of plant? But the funny thing is, it wasn't until I got fired that I actually became myself. ._3gbb_EMFXxTYrxDZ2kusIp{margin-bottom:24px;text-transform:uppercase;width:100%}._3gbb_EMFXxTYrxDZ2kusIp:last-child{margin-bottom:10px} Everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops. No I don’t think it is. Okay, worst part: the 2007 "Sexually Confident Virgin Tour. " In a moment that will mirror the final moments of the series, Dream Diane tells BoJack that none of it’s real, so he asks if they can at least stay on the phone since it doesn’t matter any way. See you on the other side. BoJack: See you on the other side. Crackerjack ties the ribbon around his waist like a rope and dives through the door. Who cares if it made me feel good, too? ], Diane! - So, what do I do now? Herb Kazzaz : Oh, Bojack, no, there is no other side. I don't know. 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BoJack: No, I don't think we need to talk about that. BoJack, we're trying to do a show here. Dinner is just the beginning, though. - Zach Braff! The upcoming "Horny Unicorn"! BoJack takes an underwater trip to the Pacific Ocean Film Festival for the Secretariat premiere, where he tries to reach out to Kelsey. "Philbert"! No, it is not. BoJack : “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.” Sextina Aquafina : “I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep. In the meantime, let's adjourn to the dining room before our dinners get as cold as my parenting style. “Is it terrifying?” he asks as Herb stands on the threshold. As a writer, he performs an original poem, “The View From Halfway Down,” lending the episode its title and an increasing sense of eeriness to the back half of the episode. Each of the dinner guests are served a last meal rather than traditional fare. [echoes.]. - Best part: jumping off that bridge. BoJack, as usual, is a step behind, still figuring that out. - [audience cheering. Wait, actually, can I have four? We dance with the shadows of their absence. BoJack Horseman recently started streaming its sixth and final season in two parts, the second of which streams from 31st January, 2020. “Anne Hathaway came forward [to play Ann], but I don’t think she’s exactly right for it.” Someone? That's a series wrap on Corduroy Jackson-Jackson! I mean, I was one "trapped in an airport during a snowstorm on the eve of the dance championship guest starring Gregory Hines" episode away from an Emmy. Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.” BoJack : “Ow, crap.I hate this. I was so afraid that you would know that. The second time it becomes an obligation, the third time a chore. This is always the part where I wake up. I don’t think so. He'd better be. What was so special about that moment? BoJack: (clears his throat) Diane: So should we talk about how you just tried to kiss me? All the time those people spent, trying to do good or help people or be something? Who wants to laugh on a Monday? Instead, they revisit their time on earth with a game of Best Part/Worst Part a circular BoJack way of discussing the meaning of life and ethical notions of mortality. - Thank you, thank you! Bojack: Uh…. Tonight's show is in honor of BoJack Horseman! I don't think so. Oh, it's you. What about you, BoJack? See you on the other side. The scenes with Charlotte I think are interesting, because I don't think he'd really drank much or at all during the night - often when Bojack is going through shit and does something bad, he's drunk or high on something but he goes into the Charlotte scene sober. I don’t think so. No, Mom. - I I need to make a phone call. Ow! - You think you singing songs on stage is the same thing as this guy who died liberating the camps? BoJack Horseman : See you on the other side. ._33axOHPa8DzNnTmwzen-wO{font-size:14px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:32px;text-transform:uppercase;display:block;padding:0 16px;width:100%} It dwarfed every other joy in my life. You ready for the headliner? ;_; You know you love a show when you read entire transcripts of certain episode. If I wasn't constantly trying to feel good, get it better, always looking for maximum pleasure [sighs.]. Herb: “No. How the hell should I know? I live in Chicago. So he really had a bad relationship with her. Moment Subpages are Spoilers Off. Oh, for the love Where's your follow-through? It’s Butterscotch’s turn. It's the way it is, you know? So, here are the 10 hardest-hitting moments from the BoJack Horseman episode “The View From Halfway Down.” 10 Sarah Lynn Desperately Searches For Meaning In Her Life Sarah Lynn’s arc is arguably the show’s most tragic, because she never did anything wrong. ._1PeZajQI0Wm8P3B45yshR{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._1PeZajQI0Wm8P3B45yshR._3axV0unm-cpsxoKWYwKh2x{fill:#ea0027} We'll never pass along your email address to spammers, scammers, or the like. ... you know, the voice of the show, don't agree with it. ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} It was my choice. The Closer: No, because that's just theater. - [sighs.]. - [audience applauds.]. I was not a bad person. For Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, it’s a lemon. He'll be here before the show starts, won't he? What does being authentic have to do with anything? Oh Bojack there is no other side, this is it.’ So I know that is a thing. - The drips are hitting me! Herb Kazzaz : Oh, Bojack, no, there is no other side. It’s a sad, familiar cycle. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have a real treat for you next. Husband to no one! It's BoJack Horseman! This is bullshit! The drip finally stops.” When BoJack says he’ll see Herb on the other side, Herb’s thoughtfulness turns to disappointment. Ana: Bojack, don’t do this. Directed by Amy Winfrey. The imagery turns from surreal to horrifying as the ooze consumes everything in its path–death comes for us all. You're gonna have to get over that, buddy. Yep. This is it. [ENDING SONG] Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show - I'm BoJack the horse - BoJack BoJack the horse Don't act like you don't know And I'm trying to hold on to my past It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last I guess I'll just try And make you understand That I'm more horse than a man Or I'm more man than a horse. We're f-friends, right? Speaking of useless, my husband is running late, so we're gonna start dinner without him. Herb: (with sadness in his voice, as the darkness creeps out the door and slowly consumes him) Oh, BoJack, no... there is no other side. And running, well, that was the only thing that ever made sense to me, - so if I couldn't do that I was nobody. All you can do right now is sit back and enjoy the show. - [audience cheers, applauds.]. That's the best part of your whole life? - [giggles. If you're asking it, then yes, you can and you will and you just did. With the bird? Herb: Oh Bojack… no. ... you know, the voice of the show, don't agree with it. ._1x9diBHPBP-hL1JiwUwJ5J{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:#ff585b;padding-left:3px;padding-right:24px}._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4{height:16px;padding-right:4px;vertical-align:top}._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5{height:20px;padding-right:8px;vertical-align:bottom}.QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{height:18px;padding-right:8px;vertical-align:top}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 .QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)} Zach Braff says "Pardon my reach" even though he can clearly get my plate from another angle. - Think this'll help? Oh, BoJack, no, there is no other side. You were the fastest runner in the world. I need to get out of here! It’s the way it is, you know? [sighs.]. - BJ, buddy - Herb! There is no other side. No. - Sacrifice? I gave everything. (sticks his arm into The Black Door) BoJack: See you on the other side. - Hello? As always, running late, while I was running myself ragged trying to get dinner on the table. The episode begins with a flashback to BoJack as a kid. [imitates fanfare. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} This is it. - Then you'll hold the bucket. These are the quotes from BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One, the pilot episode of the series. For savvy viewers, it’s clear this is in no way BoJack’s dad. I'd like to dedicate tonight's performance to the man of the hour, BoJack Horseman! Right away, Mr. Crackerjack, do you think your death meant something because it was in the service of a greater cause? It's just your brain going through what it feels like it has to go through. I really should have thought About the view from halfway down" Find your peace, big guy. Diane, you're gonna save me, right? The show is known for balancing its quirky, ridiculous sense of humor and deep, profound moments perfectly. - What'd I miss? He went back into the pool and it’s too late. She is a talk show host who first appears in The Stopped Show, in Season 5, although, her most prominent appearance was in Xerox of a Xerox in Season 6. I don't think I believe in deep down. Gotten into baseball? If we get into everyone's whole life, we're gonna be here all night. Powered by Minute Media © 2020 All Rights Reserved. What's to talk about, right? - [Sarah Lynn giggles.]. No! It's the way it is, you know? August 22nd, 1973, I was banned from running ever again. Can I ask you a question? The final scene of “Schitt’s Creek” is a case study in happily ever after. Thank God! Hey! Son of a! Ugh! Everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops. - Watch out! As viewers, we immediately know this must be either a dream or a flashback since both Beatrice and Sarah Lynn are now dead. Alone once again, and desperate to call Diane, BoJack runs for it as the liquid chases him through the house. Okay, performing an interpretive aerial routine, your friend and mine, and a killer hang - [audience laughs.]. This is it.” BoJack: Is it… terrifying? Wake up? Sarah Lynn, I'm so sorry for everything that happened with you. I did none of that shit, and yet here I am, same as them. - Yes. - When was I swimming? Everything has to end. Father to none, that we know of! View Entire Discussion (14 Comments) r/BoJackHorseman. Finally made it to our little soirée, huh? Herb Kazzaz : No. Oh, BoJack, no, there is no other side. The final season of BoJack Horseman is currently streaming on Netflix. - [Diane.]. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{height:24px;vertical-align:middle;width:24px}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} Cared about what? When I left "Horsin' Around," I honestly thought about killing myself. So he really had a bad relationship with her. - [audience applauds, cheers.] At this point I think I muttered something about how it could be a fan made thing but he could tell I was upset he knew the line and he just fucking goes If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please reach out. BoJack, which followed the story of former sitcom star BoJack Horseman (Will Arnett) as he attempted to make a comeback, was colorful, funny, bizarre, and yes, full of animal puns. - [BoJack grunts.]. Everything must come to an end. Best part, worst part, what about you? I don't think I believe in deep down. So, here I am. Discovering you in your trailer definitely cracks my top five. This is it. - Corduroy Jackson-Jackson! - No, I need you to tell me What? I don’t think so. Come on, buddy. With Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F. Tompkins. Stop! Todd: You can’t keep doing this. - Yeah, what are these questions, royalty? He thinks he remembers getting out of the pool to call Diane and tries to find a phone, but the door to the room disappears. It's the way it is, you know? Bojack: I know and I’m sorry. Beatrice Horseman, huh? It means something the work we do, the joy we bring. I promise you, every single person in that room would go back if we could. The Closer: No, because that's just theater. It’s the way it is, you know? Oh, and what did you ever sacrifice? No one is accusing you of being a bad person, Sarah Lynn. It felt good to help someone do something. You cared about getting drunk and telling everyone how miserable you were, but that's not caring. The opening scene of the first episode with BoJack showing up drunk for his interview on the Charlie Rose show, perfectly encapsulates what kind of person he is. Helping someone, like I said! Build your custom Culturess Daily email newsletter with news and analysis on Culturess and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. Well, if it doesn't matter, can I stay on the phone with you at least? .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} At least I got the chance this time. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no. It’s just the way it is. My manager leaked nudes to get more tour dates added, my mom pointed out every carb I ate, it was hell. Anyone? It’s the most honest depiction of depression, anxiety and regret I’ve ever seen, and since I’ve struggled with all three I can’t begin to describe how much I love it for that reason. [chuckles.]. I don’t think so. BoJack: “We could never talk like this in real life. ], Has anyone ever come back from this place? Stay calm. I never got to license the Zach Braff Short Stack Breakfast Attack at Shake Shack! BoJack: Oh, yeah, totally. Loss is a collaborative art, between the people who leave us and those who remain. He tries to avoid the door but it comes to him and swallows him whole. You Have Been Warned. - At your service! So, Bojack Horseman.This is a really special show to a lot of people, myself included, and I’ve been meaning to put my thoughts to paper for a long time. He's never made it to dinner before. Actor, independent filmmaker, real-life friend of Donald Faison? I already apologized. 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